SNEDS U HEADPOPCON R
And in response I make friends by offering you head popcorn.
It is advised that you eat it like a bird.
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
My name is ashton and i look like austin powers
my boyfriend is cuter than urs bye
THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR
I tell an awful joke everyday in P.E. to help everyone forget about the hell they’re experiencing and I think I already know what jokes I’ll be telling throughout October
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
LOKI’S STILL ADOPTED
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING